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WOAH IT'S SNOWING ON IRON MARCH

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Fascist Capitalist privatized Christmas.

This is private property, no celebration for you Marxists.

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A bit forced and done in ten minutes.

Merry Christmas IM!

-Jacob Horst

12 Days of Iron March

On the first day of Christmas the IM gave me to me

A dead coon in a pear tree!

On the second day of christmas the IM gave to me

2 balaclavas and a dead coon in a pear tree!

On the third day of christmas IM gave to me

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

And a dead coon in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of christmas the IM gave to me

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

And a dead coon in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of christmas the IM gave to me

5 Iron Guards!

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

And a dead coon in a pear tree

On the sixth day of christmas the IM gave to me

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

And a dead coon in a pear tree

On the seventh day of christmas the IM gave to me

7 jack boots stomping

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

And a dead coon in a pair tree

On the eighth day of christmas the IM gave to me

8 posts a spergin'

7 jack boots stomping

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

and a dead coon in a pear tree

On the ninth day of christmas the IM gave to me

9 showers gassing

8 posts a' spergin

7 jack boots stomping

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

and a dead coon in a pear tree

On the tenth day of christmas the IM gave to me

10 marxist pinheads

9 showers gassing

8 posts a' spergin

7 jack boots stomping

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

and a dead coon in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of christmas the IM gave to me

11 web based movements

10 marxist pinheads

9 showers gassing

8 posts a' spergin

7 jack boots stomping

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

and a dead coon in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of christmas the IM gave to me

12 angry uzbeks

11 web based movements

10 marxist pinheads

9 showers gassing

8 posts a' spergin

7 jack boots stomping

6 nazi goyim

5 iron guards

4 blasting caps

3 dead kikes

2 balaclavas

and a dead coon in a pear tree

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Why a pear tree? Where the hell are we going to find enough pear trees

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Why a pear tree? Where the hell are we going to find enough pear trees

Muh hyperborean tradition. And if we all believe in Christmas Spirit we can find enough pear trees by Christmas morning! And all the niggers will hang, come on gang, we just gotta believe!

And spam Santa with texts, emails, and letters. If he doesn't comply we will organize the elves into a National Syndicalist Revolutionary Trade Union.

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Ever since I joined I.M "White Christmas" now has a much better meaning.

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Every Fascist

Online at IronMarch

Liked Christmas a lot...

But the JewGrinch,

Who lived over at JIDF far from IronMarch,

Did NOT!

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The JewGrinch hated Christmas! The whole Fascist season!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his jewnose brought him nothing but blight.

It could be, perhaps, that his shekels were stolen outright.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his ginger ass simply didn't have a soul.

But,

Whatever the reason,

His soul or his nose,

He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Fascists,

Staring down from his cave with a sour, Jewish frown

At the warm lighted windows below in their town.

For he knew every Fascist over at IronMarch forum

Was busy now, setting up a Christmas decorum.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.

"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"

Then he growled, with his jewgrinch fingers nervously drumming,

"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"

For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the Fascist girls and boys

Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!

And then! Oh, the holocaust! Oh, the holocaust! Holocaust! Holocaust! Holocaust!

That's one thing he hated! The HOLOCAUST! HOLOCAUST! HOLOCAUST! HOLOCAUST!

Then the Fascists, young and old, would start the day of the rope.

And they'd make nooses! And they'd hang jews!

And then they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

They would start gassing jews, six million to start with at least

Which was something the JewGrinch couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN

They'd do something he liked least of all!

Every Fascist over at IronMarch, the tall and the small,

Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.

They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Fascists would start singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!

AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!

And the more the JewGrinch thought of their Horst Wessel Song

The more the JewGrinch thought, "I must stop this, its moraly wrong!

"Why in 1938 we've put up with it once!

I MUST stop Christmas from coming!

Whoever disagrees is a dunce!"

Then he got an idea!

A jewish idea!

THE JEWGRINCH

GOT AN, JEWISH IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The JewGrinch Laughed in his throat.

And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.

And he chuckled, and clucked, "Such a classic jewish trick!

"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"

"All I need is a reindeer..."

The JewGrinch looked around.

But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.

Did that stop the old JewGrinch...?

No! The JewGrinch simply said,

"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"

So he called his niggerslave Tom. Then he took some red thread

And he tied a big horn on top of his head.

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THEN

He loaded some bags

And some old empty sacks

On a ramshakle sleigh

And he hitched up old Tom.

Then the JewGrinch said, "Giddyap!"

And the sleigh started down

Toward the homes where the Fascists

Did not respect any gender pronouns.

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.

All the Fascists were all dreaming sweet dreams without care

When he came to the first house in the square.

"This is stop number one," The old Jew Claus hissed

And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.

But if Santa could do it, then so could the JewGrinch.

He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.

But it reminded him of that time in a concentration camp queue

Where he waited along other jews that stood in a a row.

For the showerdoors to open and releave all their woes.

He slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,

Around the whole room, and he took every present!

Zyklon B! And "Turner Diaries"! "Mein Kampf" and kid War Drums!

Portraits of Mosley! And Rockwell, and Junger and all of their guns!

And he stuffed them in bags. Then the JewGrinch, very nimbly,

Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Fascists' feast!

He took all the treats made by a romanian orthodox priest!

He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.

Why, that JewGrinch even took with him all of their trash!

Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.

"And NOW!" grinned the JewGrinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"

And the JewGrinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove

When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.

He turned around fast, and he saw a small Fascist!

Little Adolf Jr, who was not more than two.

The Grinch had been caught by this little Fascist rotter

Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.

He stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,

"Why do you have a jewish nose, that's not very Aryan- WHY?"

But, you know, that old JewGrinch was so smart and so slick

He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!

"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,

"My nose isn't big, its just bloated after a fight.

"Had to fight my way here through nigger hordes, my dear.

"It'll heal up real quick, just be glad that I'm here."

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And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted his head

And he got him a drink and he sent him to bed.

And when Adolf Jr went to bed with his cup,

HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!

Then the last thing he took

Was the log for their fire.

Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.

On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some barbedwire.

And the one speck of food

The he left in the house

Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Then

He did the same thing

To the other Fascists' houses

Leaving crumbs

Much too small

For the other Aryan mouses!

It was quarter past dawn...

All the Fascists, still a-bed

All the Fascists, still a-snooze

When he packed up his sled,

Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!

The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!

Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Shekel,

Unholy joy lighting up his every single freckle!

"Pooh-pooh to the Fascists" he was jewishly humming.

"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!

They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!

Their mouths will hang open a minute or two

The all the Fascists over at IronMarch will cry BOO-HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned the JewGrinch,

"That I simply must hear!"

So he paused. And the JewGrinch put a hand to his ear.

And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.

It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the sound wasn't sad!

Why, this sound sounded merry!

It couldn't be so!

But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared over at IronMarch!

The JewGrinch popped his eyes!

Then he shook!

What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every Fascist over at IronMarch, the tall and the small,

Was singing! Without any presents at all!

He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!

IT CAME!

Somehow or other, it came just the same!

And the JewGrinch, with his jewish-feet ice-cold in the snow,

Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?

It came without ribbons! It came without tags!

It came without packages, boxes or bags!"

And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!

"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.

Maybe Christmas...perhaps...Christmas can't be bough like a whore!"

And what happened then...?

Well...at IronMarch they say

That the JewGrinch's heart

Couldn't take it that day!

And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,

He dropped dead in the snow, his cold corpse bright in the morning light

While the Fascists at IronMarch... celebrated their feast.

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As-salamu alaykum.

Merry Christmas to my Christian brothers. Let us all pray to the one merciful God who we both worship for a better future.

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As-salamu alaykum.

I lika some bacon too!

Merry Christmas to my Christian brothers. Let us all pray to the one merciful God who we both worship for a better future.

put down the whacky tobbacy, there ain't ever gonna be any peace between good White Christian and Negroes who worship doon coons, so keep on dreaming Malcolm X.

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Hush, you. Take it in the spirit it was intended.

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Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. Remember me?

You assholes who treat workers like slaves should all die. Fascism is slavery.

I will be taking down this website as a Christmas gift, honkeys.

Also, Torren. How are those nam-kiddies treating ya?

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I will be taking down this website as a Christmas gift

Not like we give much of a shit anyway, it's not like some DDoS is gonna stop us from being fascists you know

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